Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Taylor Swift Threw Enough Money Around to be Named 2012’s Most Charitable Star
This year, Taylor Swift was a charitable chick who gave back to the music community in an apparent mea culpa for her never-ending cavalcade of break-up songs.
Further proving that she lives the life of a Disney princess, good manners and all, Swift has been named the most charitable celeb of the year.
And the Rich Get Richer: Janet Jackson Engaged to Billionaire Businessman Wissam Al Mana
Janet Jackson is worth an estimated $150 million -- but she just got engaged to a dude who looked at her bank account, laughed and said, "Awww. Isn't that cute?"
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
It's so hard being Jewish in Hollywood, especially when they typecast you for it. This actress admitted, "I get like 400 Holocaust scripts. That's what you get for being the openly Jewish actress."
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
The grass is always greener on the other side of the dumpster. This Golden Globe-nominated director once said, "There's something really great and romantic about being poor and sleeping on couches."
Matt Damon Just Might Be the Nicest, Most Normal Guy in Hollywood
Here's what a good guy Matt Damon is: In his upcoming role as the lover of eccentric pianist Liberace, he was more concerned about creating a believable relationship that presents homosexuality in a positive light than he was about having to swap spit with co-star Michael Douglas.
Liam Hemsworth Punches a Man in the Face
Picture this.
You're Liam Hemsworth. You're engaged to Miley Cyrus. You've been drinking all night and are thus hammered. You think someone throws a rock at you. What do you do?
Punch him in the face. Derp.
StarDust: Adele Forgot to Put Enough Postage On Her Baby + More
- Adele fined for not registering her baby. Also for not trademarking or timestamping him.
Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Afford to Live in Her Storage Locker
Seems Lindsay Lohan's cash flow problems aren't getting any better. She can't afford her crib and she's even selling her clothes -- and now her storage unit is being auctioned off because she's way behind on the monthly rental fees.
Get on this, A&E. This could be your highest rated episode of 'Storage Wars' yet.
Jennifer Lawrence Deemed ‘Most Desirable Woman’ as Kim Kardashian Almost Falls Off the List
The results are in for AskMen's annual 'Most Desirable Woman' poll, and Jennifer Lawrence (or as we call her, "Katniss Everdeen without the filter") took this year's No. 1 spot.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian, who was at No. 8 last year, dropped a whopping 90 spots down the ladder, metaphorically hitting her chin on every rung as she fell.
Christina Aguilera Tells Ellen DeGeneres She Hates Clothes + Loves Hillary Clinton [VIDEO]
If you're Christina Aguilera, you spend every waking moment in as little clothing as possible and you always go commando. And even when you're not naked, you still talk about it with people like Ellen DeGeneres.
And then maybe you throw in a non-related story about your girl crush on Hillary Clinton. (Something we all have, really.)
Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Who Said This?
War. Famine. Death. None of these things compare to the horrors of a woman wearing makeup that doesn't match her skin tone. Who once said, "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet."
LeAnn Rimes’ Step-Kids Are So Sugar-Deprived That They’re Eating Her Laxatives Now
Part-time husband stealer and full-time whatever it is that she does these days LeAnn Rimes really needs to get her act together if she wants to keep photographing Eddie Cibrian's children and putting them on the internet.
The latest in the slap-fight between Rimes and the woman from whom she swiped Cibrian, Brandi Glanville, involves Glanville claiming her son got “extremely ill” when he got his