*I'm a dog-mom to a sweet-but-insane yellow lab named DJ, and most recently, a betta-mom to Klaus VonKlock Fish. *I can recite all 50 states alphabetically in less than 30 seconds (personal best is :26). *I can spend HOURS wandering around a drug store. *I'm double-jointed in my left thumb. It serves no purpose. So far. *I quote Golden Girls episodes regularly. *I am an avid animal-lover. But not so much that I don't find some delicious. *I am not good at growing things. Sadly, I once killed an artificial plant.