Dumb Criminal Of The Day

As frustrating as cell phones are, I still love them. You can communicate with the universe from any corner of the planet when you can get a signal. You can stay in touch with your closest friends and family members when they remember to turn their phones on. You can tell off your ex-girlfriend while you’re burning her stuff.

One guy who did just that got arrested because he texted the message over his cell phone, according to the AP.

Specifically, he told his girlfriend that he was burning her things in a text message. He must have unlimited minutes.

The woman left her ex alone at her house and as he was torching her things, he wrote to her “he he fire.” Mr. Beavis is expected in court later this week.