Neanderthal Baby Mama?
Where’s Fred Flintstone when ya need him?
Did you hear this craziness???
Yes, a mad scientist is seeking an “adventurous woman” to carry what he calls a “neanderthal baby” to full term. He has DNA from the distant-relative of man, and says he’s fully capable of doing it…he just needs a willing womb.
While I guess there’s something strangely romantic about being chosen, clubbed, and dragged off to a man cave, I’m not wild about the idea of renting my uterus out to this Harvard School of Medicine genetics professor….
But I suppose, if the price was right….?
I’m also not wild about the baby shower:
“Ohhh, you’re glowing. Is it a boy or a girl?”
“Well, it’s half man, half Pauly Shore…”
I also imagine it would be really tough to get child support.
PS….this is what they imagine your bouncing bundle of joy would look like:
Good luck with that.