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Getty Images Santa Jokes Your Kids Will Love!
November 17, 2010
Getty ImagesWhy does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
(that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*)
Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!
What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Sandy Claws!
Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
Santa Jaws!
What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Kris Kringle burps!
What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-"toast"!
What's red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like "rain", "Dear"!
What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What's red and white and falls down t
Getty Images Traditional Christmas Still Hip!
November 17, 2010
In turbulent times, people always seek security in the familiar. The Christmas tree, real or synthetic, is the focal point of Christmas decorations. For Christmas 2010, manufacturers go with voluminous balls and imaginatively designed animals, angels and fairytale figures. Lametta and tinsel are out, instead artificial snow on pine branches will be extremely popular.
Prince William Is A Bachelor No More.
November 16, 2010
Prince William has popped the question to his longtime girlfriend of nine years. Kate Middleton will make a wonderful princess !! It is said that the royal family is happy with his wise decision. Th
Thanksgiving First, Then The Christmas Season
November 16, 2010
Around this time of year, don't forget to start pulling out the Thanksgiving decorations.
Turkeys, a bendable pilgrim and a few little pumpkins. They are all cute and the kids have outgrown them, but Thanksgiving is a special day in its own right, and the kickoff of the holiday season
How To Save Money This Christmas!
-- There's never been a better time to be a cheapskate. Global economic uncertainty gives you the cover you need to save your pennies. And the bursting bubble is a perfect reminder that we bought too much we didn't need with money we didn't have for too long.With that in min
A Charlie Brown Christmas Video
November 16, 2010
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas...so let's dance to the Season with the Peanuts gang!
The North Poll is Very Busy!
TOP FIVE THINGS KEEPING EVERYONE BUSY UP AT THE NORTH POLE THESE DAYS
- Keep working on developing the hybrid sleigh
- Of course, there's the mandatory Mrs. Claus Pilates class on Tuesdays
- Wrapping up elf elections (the ads were so negative this year)
- Giving the reindeer their annual drug test
- Updating their "Gift Cards Are Lighter" Facebook campaign
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Getty Images Christmas Around The World… South Korea!
November 16, 2010
Here's a photo that caught my eye... Penguins dressed in Santa Claus costumes walk, as part of promotional event at the Everland amusement park in Yongin, South Korea!
I would like to know how they got those Santa suits on the penguins when I can't even get my two dogs to wear Antlers!
To see the video go to: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfnjb
Are You A Cyber Monday Shopper?
Online sales are expected to rise dramatically this year and some of the best deals of the year will happen this Monday. Cybermonday.com features some of the best deals all consolidated in an easy to use website. My personal favorite is the electronic
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