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Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!
(that’s one of Santa’s favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*)

Where does Santa stay when he’s on holidays?
At a Ho-ho-tel!

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!

What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning?
Sandy Claws!

Who delivers presents to dentist offices?
Santa Jaws!

What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies?
Kris Kringle burps!

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-”toast”!

What’s red & white and red & white and red & white?
Santa rolling down a hill!

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like “rain”, “Dear”!

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!

What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz!

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!

Who delivers Christmas presents to pets?
Why, Santa Paws of course!

Courtesy of Email Santa.  For more jokes, go to:  http://www.emailsanta.com/jokes_santa.htm

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