The story goes this phone message was left on the machine at a school in Australia.  School officials were apparently fed up with parents who wanted their kids to get a free ride, so they took matters into their own hands.  We have no way to verify whether this was an actual answering machine message, but it's definitely something I'm sure many teachers would love to say to some parents at one time or another.  Get ready to laugh!

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