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		<title>How People are Preparing for the Mayan Apocalypse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2012 11:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Friday, December 21 is maaaaaaaybe going to be the apocalypse because a really old calendar ran out of space. It&#8217;s already tomorrow in Australia, and people are reporting that it&#8217;s fine. Of course other people are pointing out that the ancient Mayans weren&#8217;t really operating on Greenwich Mean Time, so maybe Australia should just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So <a href="http://thefw.com/the-best-mayan-apocalypse-memes/">Friday, December 21 is maaaaaaaybe going to be the apocalypse</a> because a really old calendar ran out of space. It's already tomorrow in Australia, and people are reporting that it's fine. Of course other people are pointing out that the ancient Mayans weren't really operating on Greenwich Mean Time, so maybe Australia should just cool their jets. Some of us are calmly stuffing as much clothing as possible into our one measly carry-on bag for our Christmas trip home. Other people are taking more drastic measures. Here's how  people are getting ready for tomorrow's "apocalypse."</p>
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		<title>10 GIFs for the End of the World</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re staying calm. We really are. But what if despite all signs to the contrary, the world ends on Friday, December 21? Here&#8217;s a guide to handling that particular little dilemma.&#160; For starters, stop doing this: Now that you&#8217;ve calmed down&#8230; You can finally wear whatever outfit you want&#8230; And take a leisurely drive past [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We're staying calm. We really are. But what if despite all signs to the contrary, the world ends on Friday, December 21? Here's a guide to handling that particular little dilemma. </p>
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		<title>End Of The World UPDATE: Only Two Days Left!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 19:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joe Chille</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only two days left, until the end of the world! What is next&#8230;.&#8221;It&#8217;s the END OF THE WORLD SALE&#8230;half off on anything left on the shelves&#8230;everything must go! No refunds&#8230;all sales final!&#8221; We&#8217;ve all thought about the end of the world before, it has been written about countless times&#8230;covered on TV, in documentaries and in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wac.450F.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/961joyfm.com/files/2011/05/Joe-C-under-desk.jpg"></a><strong>Only two days left, until the <a href="http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/">end of the world</a>!</strong></p>
<p>What is next...."It's the END OF THE WORLD SALE...half off on anything left on the shelves...everything must go! No refunds...all sales final!"</p>
<p>We've all thought about the end of the world before, it has been written about countless times...covered on TV, in documentaries and in dramas...</p>
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